Pete: Laura said that her mother told her to kiss me next time I did something like that (didn't hear what "that" was)
Jake: Really?
Pete: Yeah. Yuck.
Looks of disgust are shared among them.
Jake: Maybe her mom is a witch.
(I'm hiding my laughter at this point. I don't want them to know I'm listening)
Pete looks ponderous: Yeah. Besides, I'm not really into her. I'm saving up.
Jake: Saving up what?
Pete: Kisses.
Jake: You're saving up for what?
Pete: So I can have a wedding with (The Marvelous Miss Thing). (he shoots me a look to see if I am watching)
Jake: Oh yeah.
Jake: Really?
Pete: Yeah. Yuck.
Looks of disgust are shared among them.
Jake: Maybe her mom is a witch.
(I'm hiding my laughter at this point. I don't want them to know I'm listening)
Pete looks ponderous: Yeah. Besides, I'm not really into her. I'm saving up.
Jake: Saving up what?
Pete: Kisses.
Jake: You're saving up for what?
Pete: So I can have a wedding with (The Marvelous Miss Thing). (he shoots me a look to see if I am watching)
Jake: Oh yeah.
So my question is... what is the commodity of kisses? How many do you have to save to get married. I'm really not down with this whole boys-and-girls thing at this age. I don't like it at all, and we heavily downplay it in my house, although it can not be ignored. But even I can't deny that it can be cute.
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